Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Conversation in my Fat, Lazy Head.

"There's Zumba Tonight."

"Yeah, but I went yesterday."


"So?"

"Well, I was just gonna do a different workout at home today."

"You just woke up and you haven't done anything all day."

"Yeah, but it's at five. It's already 4:30 and I don't have makeup on my pimply face."


"So go put on some powder or something, it's just the gym anyway."

"I did Zumba yesterday and I'm going tomorrow, why don't we just do 30 day shred tonight?"

"You know you should go do Zumba - besides you don't like the way the jumping jacks rumble the shelves of candles and stuff."

"Nah, it's okay, I am not really awake yet, so I don't wanna go."

"GET OFF OF YOUR FAT LAZY ASS AND GO!"



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I'm off to Zumba.

~J

6 comments:

May said...

LMAO! Thats all I gotta say about that!

Dan Brindley said...

You're my hero... btw, I hate it when I have a pimply face and I have to go somewhere!

Acting Skinny said...

Lmao! This is hilarious.
I need to have that conversation with myself once in awhile.

Sally said...

Shred? The only shred in my life involves cheese and a grater! Love your blog! You are hilarious!

Hanlie said...

Ah yes, I know those conversations well... Hope you had a great Zumba class!

nancy said...

Being old school, it took me a minute to figure out what LMAO means.

Yup, I have those same arguments. The inside of my head is all black & blue from the fighting. Your honesty is refreshing.

Souls touching souls.

I love you!!!

Mom