Thursday, September 10, 2009

Get rid of my dead rats. I'll buy you McDonalds.

Quick update: Weigh in: 189. Sick check: Still phlegming and coughy.

So, on to the good stuff. I came across this gem of a post on Craigslist today. I am going to copy and paste it because I don't know if it'll be up much longer.

Had a rat problems and solved it by using the rat poison. The rats died somewhere in my bedroom wall and I can't find it but I can smell it it is not too good. I need some body who has experience finding where in wall the dead rats is and then taking them out it without breaking the walls. Maybe some guy who is poor they are more likely to have experience with the rats. Im not really able to pay too much for this would treat you to McDonald's it is close to my home. Besides, this is good experience for you if you are in the business. I would be willing to tell all your other customers what a great job you did with my rat. You could give them my cell number and as soon as my phone gets turned back on it would be like you have free advertising. I dispertly need some guys help right away cause my girlfriend won't sleep over anymore till I get rid of the smell and cleanup other things around my home and get a job soon. She used to go out with my brother and Im scared she will go back with him cause he don't have rats in his house. Dont worry if I dont answer you right away cause Im using my friends computer I dont have one. Give me your number and ill call you back and tell you where the house is. Thanks.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on Craigslist. This is awesome. AWESOME. I salute whoever wrote it. Whether it's real (which I doubt) or fake (which is hilarious...) THANK YOU, OP.

This is the frame of mind people who ask for free work really must be in. It's how I feel when people ask me to take photos of them, help them build their "modeling portfolio," photograph their family, whatever for free. "I'll tell everyone how awesome you are!" Oh, that's how it works? Fabulous. Do me a favor, next time you need to get your car fixed, tell the same thing to the mechanic and see what he tells you, or where he tells you to stick your exhaust pipe. Mmmkay? Thanks.

No other news to report, just had to share this with you guys 'cause it is hilarious. Oh, and don't worry. I already nominated it for the Best of Craigslist. ;)



MB said...

HAHAHAHA ... that is hysterical.

I had someone I barely know ask me to be their wedding photographer in exchange for paying for my meal. Ahhh, let me think about that....NOOO!

Hope you stop phlegming and coughing soon.

Diane, Fit to the Finish said...

I laughed my head off when I read this post! Thanks, you made my morning!

I am always amazed at the nerve of some people!

Anonymous said...

Too bad we can't live on "compliments."

Cole Walter Mellon said...

That's the same person that probably wouldn't take out your trash for you after you helped him. What a moron!

craigslist is an endless source of amusement... until you realize that many of these people are breeding.

Tales of a Plus Size Pregnancy said...

Ok, that cracked me up.

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha! OMG, I think I peed!

Nomad said...

I really hope and pray that this is just a joke... either way McDonalds is sounding pretty good right now.