tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post2848723864515679386..comments2023-09-13T04:09:10.968-05:00Comments on Ex Hot Girl: TMI Thursday: Puke isn't sexy.Jennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16891953417589291501noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-2114050949650735502009-10-26T17:22:41.292-05:002009-10-26T17:22:41.292-05:00Hahha, no, but that would have been awesome! It wa...Hahha, no, but that would have been awesome! It was a nickname someone gave me drunk in high school. She slurred my name into Jeffiner. It stuck. <3Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05276750300590804871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-43503105174057375122009-10-26T09:17:42.877-05:002009-10-26T09:17:42.877-05:00Wow. I really enjoy reading your blog. These artic...Wow. I really enjoy reading your blog. These articles are quite inspirational !SeveredSoulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14533306593204301825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-35760519233533793942009-10-23T16:53:35.527-05:002009-10-23T16:53:35.527-05:00Great Story Jenn. Everyone usually has one of thos...Great Story Jenn. Everyone usually has one of those...of course mine is so old we call that ancient history so I'll relate one about my daughter that is more current. Cut to grade 10. Hayley just had her hair done and had her hair all straightened out and lovely. I dropped her off at a local concert. Of course she promised to be a good girl! About 10ish that night I get a call. It's Hayley's friend John who tells me Hayley got really drunk. And not only did she get drunk but she went to the top of some bleachers at the ball diamond and was standing with this other kid who was probably in the same state. She thought he was holding on to her but no...she fell from the top of the bleachers to the bottom. John told me they had gotten her to the local hospital but they needed me to bring her health card. I figured that by the time I got there she'd be sobered up. Well I was not prepared for how drunk she was. My nice shy quiet girl was totally loaded. She certainly didn't need any anaesthetic for the stitches she was given to close the wound. I just had to give her my imitation of her behaviour that day and she didn't drink again until the first year of college. <br /><br />The joys of motherhood. <br /><br />Oh and how nice that he cleaned up your puke. Wish my daughter could meet someone like that. As she put it so eloquently she's a real magnet for slimeballs.NJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06411419545912589126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-49060179351571703622009-10-23T14:38:58.742-05:002009-10-23T14:38:58.742-05:00What happened to Mr. Hottie?! That is so sweet ho...What happened to Mr. Hottie?! That is so sweet how he cleaned up after you without you even asking! Sign of a true gentleman (or he felt bad cuz he knew you were a good girl and made you sick...). Either way, he was very sweet!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00857650690091847582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-71634798670528456392009-10-23T10:51:41.190-05:002009-10-23T10:51:41.190-05:00Ugh, I once barfed up whiskey also, and now I can ...Ugh, I once barfed up whiskey also, and now I can smell it from 10 feet away if anyone has a glass and I feel the need to puke all over again like it was yesterday.Anita Bierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15420632766211910016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-8711800637226391002009-10-22T23:06:47.878-05:002009-10-22T23:06:47.878-05:00Hey we've all been there! I don't think a...Hey we've all been there! I don't think anyone else could have told the story quite as well though. Whiskey puke is about the worst! Nice post!Tgoettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06850303812765307075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-79868518464472840772009-10-22T23:01:16.956-05:002009-10-22T23:01:16.956-05:00I was a drinking virgin, too! Until I turned 21. ...I was a drinking virgin, too! Until I turned 21. And wow...I would have died.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-37843108466420664362009-10-22T19:32:57.589-05:002009-10-22T19:32:57.589-05:00TGITMI!!!!!I hope you can keep up now! If it help...TGITMI!!!!!I hope you can keep up now! If it helps to know you weren't the only one who was somewhat sheltered..I had my courses picked for me through highschool and 1st year of college AND my father went to my highschool!!!NO JOKES - he took an upgrade for Lotus 1,2 and 3 and a few other Adult Learning Computer courses while I was in my Grade 9 year!!! Not only was that thouroughly humiliating on it's own, he also walked me to and from each class and once found me getting high in the smokers hut and I ended up tripping on mushrooms while getting a lecture from him...from my blog, you may recall the painful punishments I have recieved - well this one no better....I had to take the Websters Dictionary and choose 1000 words, write them out and use them in a sentence; after that was completed, he would quiz me on them...<br /><br />I also want to say...Whiskey is fuel to any fire..I hope you're great!! TGITMI!!!!The Insatiable Hosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16020997843702559493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-32508917570754988152009-10-22T17:12:22.535-05:002009-10-22T17:12:22.535-05:00priceless... and take it from someone who DID wast...priceless... and take it from someone who DID waste their teen years(and then some) drowning in a bottle of what-have-you, your story is not the first nor the last to be told of hotguy+alcohol=vomit<br />great blog! love reading.erinfaithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06989141214065468110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-23112730729522897912009-10-22T15:52:19.003-05:002009-10-22T15:52:19.003-05:00This post made me laugh. Not because of the situat...This post made me laugh. Not because of the situation but because a very similar thing happened to me. :)<br />your a great writer. if you know any teens looking for a blog to follow, please suggest me. i just started and i'd like some people before i start actually writing. :)<br /><br />URL: teenlifeout.blogspot.comEmiliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01093780174024657503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-74053160913178610022009-10-22T13:44:54.085-05:002009-10-22T13:44:54.085-05:00OMG...That's ridiculously embarrassing!!! But ...OMG...That's ridiculously embarrassing!!! But FANTASTIC!! I think we all need an experience like that! I know I've got one! Only I was 16 years old...haha so it was kind of okay for me to puke my guts out in front of a couple of guy friends! :) Plus, I wasn't the only girl doing it...Kendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15259846500518152132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-9776257559062181192009-10-22T13:17:19.352-05:002009-10-22T13:17:19.352-05:00I freaking LOVE TMI Thursdays! I am sure my co-wor...I freaking LOVE TMI Thursdays! I am sure my co-workers always wonder what I am reading on the computer as I am over here trying not to laugh too much out loud! Your descriptive writing is so funny - I can visualize it all happening! Thanks for the loss of a few calories as I laugh my A$$ off reading these!StepherBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12216107068869559547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-44286524749711524002009-10-22T13:07:43.441-05:002009-10-22T13:07:43.441-05:00I have to say, something like this happens to ever...I have to say, something like this happens to everyone at some point or another. But he cleaned up after you? That's kind of cute.Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15319767665773033155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-57624316480391071862009-10-22T12:52:37.034-05:002009-10-22T12:52:37.034-05:00You're a great story-teller, Jenn. I love TMI...You're a great story-teller, Jenn. I love TMI Thursdays! I think we all want to know what happened to "Guy".NatureCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01493374708852625267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-28291554273024907482009-10-22T11:47:13.201-05:002009-10-22T11:47:13.201-05:00Lol, I feel the same way about jagger. Thanks for ...Lol, I feel the same way about jagger. Thanks for sharing!Kerriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10530412051625942176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-12931160737638061702009-10-22T11:16:21.727-05:002009-10-22T11:16:21.727-05:00whiskey is the devil's juice! I can hang with ...whiskey is the devil's juice! I can hang with some drinkin' but whiskey...uh uh. The ONLY time I've tried it was on a 2nd date, took 1 shot and it instantly came back up. My *now* husband still laughs about it!Preggo My Eggohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11656239881500077611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-37772032487433375142009-10-22T10:56:35.191-05:002009-10-22T10:56:35.191-05:00My first true really bad idea drinking story happe...My first true really bad idea drinking story happened my sophomore year of college and involved a bottle of gold schalger and a home depot bucket. Everything was fun until I needed that home depot bucket. <br />*Note to all newbie drinkers out there: Don't drink with two guys. They will win and you will puke.*Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04138050246830502228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-72342846327234274352009-10-22T10:39:42.596-05:002009-10-22T10:39:42.596-05:00OMG! That's terrible. At least hottie stayed a...OMG! That's terrible. At least hottie stayed around to clean it up, that was sweet!<br /><br />I had that happen to me once, minus the hot guy though. I was babysitting, I know terrible. *hangs head in shame* The family had a son my age but they just didn't trust him alone with the kiddos for that long. He spiked my juice with vodka. I had never had vodka before, in fact, to this day I still can't drink vodka. I got so drunk, all I remember are clips and phrases of me getting on all fours on their living room floor and puking all over the place. When they came home, they found me propped up on the kitchen sink. Puking. All over their clean dishes.<br />Ugh!The Bare Essentials Todayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13880379397702873050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-13782257128260342892009-10-22T10:36:15.177-05:002009-10-22T10:36:15.177-05:00OMG! That's terrible! At least he stuck around...OMG! That's terrible! At least he stuck around to clean it up! <br />I had that happen (well, minus the hot guy cleaning up my puke) while I was babysitting...terrible I know *hangs head in shame* I family I was babysitting for had a son my age, they just didn't trust him alone with the kids. He spiked my juice with vodka, I had never had vodka before. All I remember are clips and phrases of me getting on my knees in their living room and yacking all over the place, several times. Then when they came home, I was leaning over their kitchen sink. Puking. All over their clean dishes. Not a pretty sight.The Bare Essentials Todayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13880379397702873050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-83590087900165361982009-10-22T10:34:38.845-05:002009-10-22T10:34:38.845-05:00I laughed to myself as I read this, shaking my hea...I laughed to myself as I read this, shaking my head, because it reminded me of some of the experiences I had when I first lived on my own and my very own "guy" story :)Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01955912127169031347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-20799768598924024542009-10-22T10:05:19.376-05:002009-10-22T10:05:19.376-05:00awww at least he was sweet enough to clean up your...awww at least he was sweet enough to clean up your mouth-chunk-age :)Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05276750300590804871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-46655182360546229702009-10-22T09:51:03.630-05:002009-10-22T09:51:03.630-05:00Thanks for making me feel less bad about myself an...Thanks for making me feel less bad about myself and my old-lady inability to drink.<br /><br />The first time I ever seriously drank I puked all over two of my best friends, carpet, wall, all the way to the bathroom....<br /><br />You made me laugh like an idiot at my desk today!Lauren Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13017515137398095188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-73916078805953145442009-10-22T09:46:59.774-05:002009-10-22T09:46:59.774-05:00... but what happened with the guy? Did he stay? D...... but what happened with the guy? Did he stay? Did you see him again? He sounds lovely....ssiigghhh...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-11268912358144801792009-10-22T09:43:17.115-05:002009-10-22T09:43:17.115-05:00OMG, thats great! If he cleaned up your mess, he ...OMG, thats great! If he cleaned up your mess, he wanted more than just a drinking buddy...Renandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07852859662704049178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4886834023809652263.post-87519567656945058272009-10-22T09:20:23.417-05:002009-10-22T09:20:23.417-05:00Oh girl that sucks! But funny in retrospect! I'...Oh girl that sucks! But funny in retrospect! I've never puked on anyone when drinking.. but I've had a guy wake up and walk in on me bare ass in the air losing my cookies over a toilet. not pretty. How did he react?carissajadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04804427080422524884noreply@blogger.com